+Shahpur: Illegitimate King+

So of course being the king with a massive wang that he can't keep to himself (and for the sake of the story line XD) Bahram has an affair! *DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN* oh noes! Unfortunately he also fathers yet another child...WITH HIS BODYGUARD SHAROKH! *GASP* So of course Sharokh being himself names the child "Shahpur" which means "Son of the King" in Persian. So it's pretty much a verbal slap in the face to Bahram. XD After Sharokh *censored* and *censored* oh yeah and *censored* Shahpur grows up to become Bahram's new bodyguard.



Oh man I'd *censored* and *censored* and *censored* round about knees behind my head *censored* moistness *censored* train ticket *censored* that until next year.